God Damn Kids!

So, The Lord almighty has blessed my wife and I with three beautiful children. Thank you God. I guess I should get my thanks out of the way now before I start my bitching. I am happy, and I do have wonderful kids. But every now and then you want to just go crazy like the guy to my left here. After Basketball practice, Basketball games, Cheer practice, Cheer at games, Sunday school, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, Church meetings, What to do about Church camp this summer. What to do about Ski School and the almighty knows what else I am missing or what is coming down the pipe. I just want to come home and not have to do anything. No going to any of those things. I want to sit in my underwear, play video games and not listen to its late and I should come to bed. I want to chew tobacco because I can and no one tells me otherwise. I want to curse in my own house when I smash my thumb and not have to worry about one of the kids repeating it at school the next day. Then having to sit in with the teacher and principal and explain to them that the neighbors talk like that and I will speak with the kids. That we are good christens and why on earth would we speak like that. So I blame everything on my neighbor, him and his oral sex statues of Father Christmas and his lovely wife. If it is not bad enough that I have to hear him tell me how much him and his wife and sex now when I go over there at Christmas time i have to see his statues of debauchery. I mean really who has sex every day and sometimes twice on Tuesdays? Really? If my wife and I had sex like that my penis would fall off. But then again I would never have to look at internet porn, so there might be some good side effects to this. Speaking of all this sex has not made me horny but it has made me think of my daughters birthday tomorrow. 3 the big 03 wow how time flies. It feels like only yesterday we looked like this. That's right that is me and the misses with our high school graduation pictures. Aren't we a wonderful looking duo. Aren't can you even use that in a sentence, and if you can is it correct to use it at the beginning of a sentence? well I guess that is for the English majors to tell me if it is wrong...So here is your chance to tell me how wrong I am. Back to the picture. I think they came out great. It took some time before I was comfortable in taking off my shirt for the picture. My wife on the other hand had her top off and was walking around the photo shoot with her engorged breast and wonderfully sexy tummy hanging out before we could even get the thought out of our heads to do the picture. But after the photographer had said maybe I should hold her cute little butt in the picture then I was all for it. Besides when we left she was so horny we had sex in the car in the parking lot. Good thing she was already pregnant otherwise she would have been when we were done if you know what I mean. Besides she already had the top off and her pants were unbuttoned so I was almost there in the photo shoot so why not just finish the job. So now we have to have a birthday party for the little one. Momma is going to make some elaborate cake that looks like a castle, I am almost sure of that. That is the other thing that goes with kids. First you have them. Think your life will not change, then you have to get rid of all your stuff so you can buy the stuff they need. Then 15 years later you realize everything you have in your house is theirs and nothing in it belongs to you. Legos, Barbies, you name it we have it. Garage is full of their crap, house if full of it even my room has their stuff in it. I can not wait for them to all move out so I can have my house back. But then again I don't think I would want it any other way. To my kids, Peace, Love and Happiness for all of your days. Daddy Loves you all so very much. One last thing my son had his first basketball game today and for a kid that is not that athletic he scored the only 3 point shot and they kicked the other teams little butts. Way to go kid you ROCK!


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Me