Creepy.....

Ok. So there i am sleeping on the couch. life like normal lately. No job so I am up all night watching T.V. or playing on the Playstation. I got a cold a few weeks ago, like a damn month ago and my voice is still not back. Started sleeping on the couch so i do not keep my beautiful wife up all night hacking. Anyways there i am sleeping on the couch 2 in the morning...House phone rings. now when the house phone rings at my house at two in the morning something has gone wrong and usually in a very bad way. Hello, hello, Hi, Hello....nothing. Dead silence...like creepy silence. Hang up the phone and turn it back on...still silence...Ok kind of creepy. So I get up and meet my wife in the hall. She wants to know what is going on and I show her the phone...Hello..Nothing. So she hands me back the phone. Hello, nothing. So I hang up the phone. Get up off the couch to go to bed. And I see the front door is cracked open. Now it is normal for the door to not always shut all the way, but i thought i closed it. So I go to the back of the house to let the dogs in the house and I see the phone on the table and it says in use. Meaning someone is on it. So I look at teh phone and pick it up, turn it on and all I hear is silence. Creepy silence. So I keep saying hello all the way until I let the dogs in. As they run across the hard wood floor two rooms away I hear the sound on the phone. Now let me explain, I have the phone up to my ear like I am talking to someone. Hello, hello..rememer. Now instead of creepy silence, I hear the dogs running across the hardwood floor in the phone. Like there is a phone in my house in the living room that called me and now i hear the foot steps of my dogs. Thinking this is totall crazy. I run around my house looking for a phone, or even worse yet there is someone in my house with the phone. completely freaked out now i remember the front door open. screaming in the phone asking who the Fuck this is. I see my new cell phone sitting on the couch close to where I was and I see that...well...my butt called the house. Fantastic. Stupid new phone. not sure how I did it but i called the house on my cell phone. Still kind of freaked out i walk around the entire house looking at all the windows and looking under the beds. tried to go back to sleep however i had quite the hard time. Next day my butt called the wife. so i had to set the phone to lock at all times.

Friday the 13th

Bah humbug-

I hate when Friday the 13th comes around. Not someone that likes the scary movies. I am not someone that likes to be scared. Now I have been over seas, meet people that wanted to kill me. and when I say that I am not kidding. Mind you they were going to jail so i felt pretty safe. None the less they were people that wanted me dead. I have seen some pretty damn big spiders, things that make you wonder why in the world God would create these things. well they just creep me out, cuz there big for gosh sake. But I do not like to be scared. My wife thinks it is funny as hell to jump out from behind a door and scare the poop right out of me. Makes my heart race fast and I get mad. I know she loves to do it. It s the little things in life that make us all happy. But I hate the scary movies. So I am flipping through the channels on the TV tonight and what is on but Freddy vs Jason. So I go back to watching my favorite show Extreame Home Makeover. Right, but i have to flip back and forth to this stupid show. Just so I can get freaked out. Why in the world do people make movies like this. Hate it. But for so stupid reason i have to flip back and forth to this dang show. Have I said I hate it... Now I sit in the house all quiet, freaked out. Thinking I hear things in every room. Hate it..i am going back to EHM. Love that show. Good night and God Bless

Sgt Majors words of wisdom

Words of wisdom. I am on duty, needed to make a run to where the army was stationed and this is the 2nd maybe 3rd thing I hear that comes out of the sgt majors general direction. I want to say mouth but I was not sure if the sgt major is the one that said it. But then again advice like this is something that comes from years of....well, years of being alive I guess. So what advice does he give? "If you don't Fuck it, and you don't feed it. Then don't give a shit about it, because it does not give a shit about you." This is his fantastic advice. So at first I do not quite get it. Don't get me wrong I understand the saying. The issue I have is this; I have friends, and people I work with, now I do not care about all of them (co-workers that is) but I like them. So does that mean I need to feed all of them....O gosh don't tell me i need to...well you know the other one, to all my friends. Sorry Travass and Romayo. Looks like if you don't like my food there is another option.